Apple and Moses (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)...World-renowned actress Gwyneth Paltrow and rock-star hubby Chris Martin of Coldplay had two children before their “conscious uncoupling” in 2014. Their first was born in 2004 and is named…Apple. Y’know, like the fruit. Why would they name a child after food? Gwyneth explained to Oprah that the name sounded “sweet” and “wholesome” and “clean.” Can’t argue there. There Biblical Moses, born in 2006, is no slouch in the strange name department either.

Blue Ivy (Beyonce and Jay-Z)...When the power couple of Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth in January 2012 and announced their daughter’s name as Blue Ivy, those who thought Jay and Bey were involved with the Illuminati went nuts – for the name Blue Ivy spelled backwards apparently means Satan’s Daughter. The actual genesis of the name, however, seems far more benign, as the Queen Bee posted an excerpt from the novel A Field Guide to Getting Lost to her Tumblr page not long after. The passage is rife in imagery surrounding the color blue – and not the devil.

Blue Angel (The Edge)...When you’re the daughter of a guy who calls himself The Edge, you’re probably destined for a less-than-usual name. Blue Angel, born in 1989, is actually the youngest daughter of U2 guitarist The Edge and ex-wife Aislinn O’Sullivan – though her older sisters, Hollie and Arran, got away with slightly more traditional names

Bronx Mogwli (Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson)...Yes, that’s a Jungle Book reference as the middle name of Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson’s only child. The first name, according to Wentz, comes from a story between the couple, and not just to give the kid “street cred.” And in case you were wondering if the guy behind songs with names like “My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark” is capable of naming anything in a traditional manner, he’s since had another son with his current girlfriend. Name? Saint Laszlo.

Daisy Boo Pamela, Poppy Honey Rosie, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie and Jools Oliver)...Perhaps the reigning champions of weird celebrity child names, celeb chef Jamie Oliver and wife Juliette “Jools” Oliver have four children, each triple-monikered and the three girls sporting a flower theme. The Olivers will have a chance to continue to prove their unique naming skills soon, as they announced in March that they’re expecting their fifth this summer.

Kyd Miller (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)...Look, some people just aren’t good at naming things. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are both accomplished actors, and perhaps all of their creativity needed to be dedicated to their craft. Thus, Kyd. As in, this is our kid. Gotta give them creativity points for changing the “I” to “Y” though

Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Reisgraf)...Actor Jason Lee (My Name is Earl) and actress Beth Reisgraf (Leverage) gave birth to their son, Pilot Inspektor, in 2003. The unusual name, according to Lee, comes from a song by indie rock band Grandaddy titled “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot” which…is probably a weirder explanation than the name itself

Kal-El (Nicolas Cage)...Yes, Nicolas Cage’s youngest son is named after Superman. Kal-El is Superman’s birth name, and really, what better choice for the name of the offspring of an actor like Nic Cage? Kal-El, born in 2005 to Cage and third wife Alice Kim, is actually Cage’s second son, after Weston Coppola, who was born in 1990

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)...There are not many weirder musicians out there than Frank Zappa, so it’s only fitting that Zappa’s kids would all have unusual names. Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Muffin are all accomplished artists, with Dweezil often touring as “Zappa Plays Zappa,” bringing his father’s music to younger generations of fan

Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolten (Penn Jillette)...Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolten are the children of Penn Jillette, actor/comedian/verbose half of Penn & Teller. Is there a cooler middle name out there than CrimeFighter? And is Zolten not a CrimeFighter? Has Jillette set up a good versus evil scenario with his children by not giving Zolten a Batman-quality middle name as well? So many unanswered questions